Or, for those who’re NOT single, simply assume how useful this might be on the subsequent household reunion!
Just a few pattern openers:
How do you by chance pee in a dryer? (Be at liberty to sketch your solutions on this serviette.)
How do you not KNOW whether or not or not you by chance peed in a dryer?
Observe Up: And have *you* ever been that drunk?
What sort of relationship do you assume can be appeased [snerk] by a cake apology for the aforementioned potential unintentional dryer peeing?
Observe Up: May you see your self in that sort of relationship?
And most significantly:
Are you going to eat that?
Because of Katie for placing a brand new spin on the #1 apology cake.
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I might like to see considered one of these stuffed out for unintentional dryer peeing:
