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I do know bakers see numerous uncommon names lately, however generally you’ve got nonetheless obtained to marvel: 

 …are they doing “the medication?”

 (That is me channeling a bit of little bit of my mother for you, proper there. She places a “the” in entrance of all the things, like going to “the Walmart” or seeing “the Star Wars” or disowning “the daughter.”)

Not cool, man. NOT COOL.

There are so many wrecky butterfly muffins coming on this month that my first thought for this subsequent one was that it truly wasn’t so dangerous:

Oops. 

(Humorous factor: this one’s rather a lot much less phallic than most butterfly wrecks, too.)

From a bakery that makes use of numerous clipart:

(Sure, actually.)

On the plus aspect, I’ve *seen* most bakery clip artwork on the market, and consider me, that is an enchancment.

Do you assume this subsequent baker completed the cake, seemed down, and thought, “Hey, what a coincidence!”?

(And no, for you optimistic Pollys on the market – the birthday boy was not named Nemo.)

Now, you would possibly assume you can keep away from your personal birthday wreck by simply having nothing on it.

And, hey, you is perhaps proper.

Or…

….yeeeah.

Because of Kasha D., Windy S., Anony M., Heather Ok., Aisha A., Sue P., & Kristen H. for not naming any names.

*****

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