Spicy cinnamon is a taste profile that’s by no means actually taken off.
Except we’re speaking pre-Nice Despair period JawBreakers, Sizzling Tamales, Huge Purple gum, or a shot of the worst whiskey on the shelf, I can’t even consider the rest with that kinda burn that’s made it to the mass market.
Really, that’s not completely true. Again in highschool, I developed slightly little bit of an dependancy to cinnamon-flavored toothpicks. I used to chew on these Fireplace-pix a lot that the nook of my lips began to appear like bootleg Joker make-up.
The explanation I carry these toothpicks up is as a result of I wanted one after consuming a couple of handfuls of recent Cheetos Flamin’ Sizzling Cinnamon Sugar Popcorn, a popcorn that nearly turned me right into a bootleg Joker as a result of they left me wanting to look at the world burn!
Okay, that’s excessive, however this popcorn is Flamin’ Sizzling Rubbish.
I’ll preface the overview by saying I’m not the largest fan of the “Flamin’ Sizzling” line from Frito Lay. I feel the warmth tends to change the long-lasting flavors. With that stated, I do like slightly warmth, I like cinnamon, and I dig Cheetos Sweetos. How may these presumably be a miss?
Earlier than even stepping into the flavour, that is simply trash-tier popcorn. It tastes stale and has extra rogue kernels than a treasonous misspelled military.
The “taste” is the last word killer although.
If I reviewed these on the moment taste burst of the very first chew… this is able to nonetheless be an especially unfavourable overview.
These actually simply style like “scorching.” That’s the flavour, “scorching.” While you put a bit in your mouth, it’s like an air of cinnamon for half a second, after which it tastes like nothing however “scorching.”
I anticipated these to style like spicy Cheetos Sweetos with the sweetness nonetheless coming by means of. For one thing labeled “cinnamon sugar,” there’s a blip of sweetness. Half a blip. A bl–. They barely style like cinnamon, not to mention sugar. Why couldn’t these be each candy and scorching? Have style buds not developed to expertise each of these sensations directly?
It’s a disgrace as a result of the extent of warmth is kinda excellent. I feel it’s barely lower than the same old Flamin’ Sizzling stuff. I might don’t have any drawback consuming a good portion of those if they really tasted good and weren’t popcorn rejected from the three-flavor Christmas tins. I loved the after-burn feeling in my mouth greater than the popcorn itself.
The items being brilliant pink like common Cheetos made me mad. The bewildering quote on the bag, “Deck the sweets with pops of warmth,” made me madder. I’m undecided I’ve ever used the phrase “hate” in a overview, however I feel I hate these. I’m flamin’ scorching!
Okay, okay, I’ll relax. “Why so severe,” and whatnot. I simply actually wished these to be one thing new and thrilling.
Like my horrible guide, “The Hangman’s Folly,” it was a novel concept with a completely botched execution. I’ll bump it up one for the concept, however this try at spicy cinnamon crashed and burned.
Bought Value: $4.38
Dimension: 6.5 oz bag
Bought at: Walmart
Ranking: 2 out of 10
Diet Info: (2 1/4 Cups) 160 energy, 10 grams of fats, 1.5 grams of saturated fats, 0 grams of trans fats, 130 milligrams of sodium, 15 grams of complete carbohydrates, 4 grams of complete sugars, 2 grams of fiber, and a couple of grams of protein.
