Hush, little child, do not say a phrase,
Mama’s gonna purchase you a large hen.
And if that hen decides to drown
Mama’s gonna purchase you a troop of clowns:
And if these clown refuse to kill,
Mama simply hopes this bunny will:
And if that bunny eats your face,
Mama’s received a pig to take its place:
And if that demon swine will not maim,
Mama’s gonna love you simply…
the…
…similar.
Because of Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it actually must be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?
*****
P.S. It is by no means too early to begin adorning for spooky season, and these stick-on bats have been my greatest hit final 12 months:
3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 laptop set
They’re product of sturdy plastic, are available in 4 completely different sizes, and have adhesive pads to simply stick them up anyplace in or exterior your house. (I put an entire belfry of them on our entrance door.) (I do not know if “belfry” is true, however I am going with it. :D) Even higher, the entire 60 piece set is simply $10 Prime!
They’re product of sturdy plastic, are available in 4 completely different sizes, and have adhesive pads for straightforward sticking. (I like to recommend including a bit poster tack to the most important dimension, although, since mine have began falling off the wall.) This is what I simply did with a few of mine:
I additionally like placing an entire flock on the entrance door. 🙂
