In case you’re not one of many folks complaining in regards to the warmth proper now, you then’re one of many folks complaining in regards to the folks complaining in regards to the warmth.
Both manner, all of us have the identical drawback:
Unhealthy bikini desserts.
Yep, this warmth wave has clearly addled bakers’ brains, my pals, and the outcomes merely aren’t fairly.
Until possibly you are searching for two timber in a Seuss-ian panorama.
Er…
[head tilt]
Naaaah.
Whoah. It is like I can not even see the disembodied torso!
[singing] The hills are ALIIIIVE…
With butterfly CENsor dots!
No, wait. I’ve a greater music.
(Ahem hem hem.)
From the MOUNT-ains,
To the VAL-leys,
To the OH-shoot!
Is {that a} THOOOOONG?
GOOOOOD bless America!
My…
Oooohhh soooo wroooong!
Because of Heather R., Melissa D., Heather H., Ellen G., & Ginny, who won’t ever have a look at a coronary heart cookie the identical manner once more.
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Talking of scorching, Jen obtained me considered one of these neck followers and it’s an absolute should have for this summer season warmth: