You would possibly assume with all of the wrecks I see every day I would get somewhat jaded, however the reality is I am continuously discovering new favorites to indicate the cats. (After which we chortle and chortle and have somewhat extra of this right here joyful juice. Good instances.)
In actual fact, this is my new favourite child bathe cake:
Why, you ask?
Properly, for a begin: “Congratoletionsj.” C’mon.
Subsequent, it is painfully apparent that the primary baker stopped writing after “blandle,” forcing somebody else to come back alongside later and write “OF JOY!”
Which is form of like tripping throughout a faucet dance routine, falling off the stage into the orchestra pit – destroying the whole percussion part within the course of – after which, whereas the viewers remains to be ready in shell-shocked horror to see if you happen to’re nonetheless alive, popping up and throwing some frantic jazz fingers for the massive end.
Cannot you see it?
[jazz hands] “OF JOY!!”
Oh, and did I point out the “blandle” bit? ‘Cuz whereas I am undecided what that really is, I am fairly certain this have to be one:
A butt? A stomach? A headless, armless toddler contortionist?
Nope.
It is a BLANDLE, bee-yotches. Yep, you heard it right here first. Inform your folks. (If solely to warn them.)
And whilst you’re at it, inform John I wants me some extra joyful juice. Ring-a-ding-ding, farm boy!
[dropping mic]
PEACE. I am out.
Due to Erin N., Shelley P., Suki, Eva, Mr. Snugglypants, Mrs. Whiskertickins, Sir Fuzzyknickerbottoms, & Oosawiddlewoveypiekins for being such a fantastic viewers.
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