Has Christmas gotten slightly too predictable for you this yr?
Nicely to not fear; these bakers purpose to baffle.
I by no means knew empty eye sockets may see so nicely… INTO MY SOUL.
Half a mustache or a bloody nostril?
Ugly sweater or brick chimney?
French fries or these crunchy stuff you placed on casseroles?
And is {that a} pig?
YOU DECIDE.
I assembled a crack staff to decipher this subsequent one, and each cats agree: it isn’t NEARLY as fascinating as their very own butts.
Oh, and bear in mind, in the event you see a pretzel jammed in a pile of frightened poop at the moment, it is in all probability presupposed to be a reindeer:
Nobody actually is aware of why, and admittedly, this one has me afraid to ask:
o.0
[backs away slowly]
[bumps into table]
[knocks over huge pile of metal pans, cymbals, and hub caps]
[bows]
Thanks.
Now, just some extra inches, and Nick the Neck Beard will FINALLY get his first style of tinsel:
All collectively now:
WOO!
Due to Louise B., Darla S., KM, Anony M., Kristi B., Lisa C., Nick M., Liz, Chelsea W., Katherine H., & Melinda H. for maintaining it bizarre.
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