Pricey Jen,
Assist! It is July and there are not any good holidays developing, plus no birthdays in my household, and I WANT CAKE. Are you able to assist?
– Cakeless in Cincinnati
Pricey Cakeless,
My expensive wrecky minion, you’ve got come to the precise place. Truth is, there are tons of excuses for cake, in the event you solely study to rejoice the little issues in life.
A couple of strategies:
I POOPED TODAY!
Relying in your fiber consumption, I guess a few of you could possibly rejoice this EVERY day.
My ’99 Nokia Nonetheless Works!
Leslie claims this was alleged to say “Previous buddies are the most effective.” However give it some thought: are you able to play Sweet Crush in your buddies when you’re pooping? NO YOU CANNOT.
I relaxation my case.
It Was Only a Warmth Rash!
Time will inform.
(Truly, Rebecca tells me this was alleged to say “Child.” Is she telling the reality? Mmmm… PERHAPS.)
I am A Nice Eating Companion!
Particularly whereas consuming cake.
That Factor Is Over!
SUCH a reduction, am I proper?
However perhaps none of those apply to you, Cakeless.
In that case, here is one for almost all people:
Not Lifeless But!
Actually, I believe we should always all congratulate one another for not being lifeless but.
So, congratulations, guys.
And sorry, ghosts-with-internet-access.
Due to Alyssa V., Rebecca W., Leslie M., Emilie F., Scott D., & Kat R. for the proper excuse.
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