Bakers, I’ve obtained an extremely straightforward job for you in the present day:
Make children completely happy.
That is it. That is all we ask. Simply make a cake to make the kiddos smile.
Prepared?
Aaaaaaand…. go.
NOPE
What the… ?
Candy sugary Keep Puft
SERIOUSLY?
Oh hey, dangle on, possibly this flaming Woody is not TOO…
NOPE NOPE STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW
OK, bakers, final likelihood: how a couple of cute little Cookie Monster cake? There’s nothing nightmarish or traumatizing a couple of furry blue muppet who loves cookies, proper?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[deep breath]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You monsters.
Due to Emily F., Julie R., Belinda B., Priscilla R., Tenley H., & CA for giving my unconscious all this new and improved nightmare gasoline. ::shudder::
P.S. I simply spent 10 minutes taking a look at cute Cookie Monster dolls to recuperate, and I discovered the happiest t-shirt:
Sesame Avenue’s “Me Wonderful” shirt
I like the colours!
