Sl33zy right here, the defacto unofficial Burger King correspondent for the Fatguyfoodblog. I have been going again on forth on BK’s fare for a couple of yr now, and we have had a little bit of a curler coaster relationship recently- and never like a enjoyable curler coaster at Six Flags however extra like an previous, creaky wood one the place you are too afraid of it out of the blue collapsing to have any enjoyable. Final time I used to be there, I had mighty low expectations for the Whopperito, which truthfully ended up being the very best quick meals merchandise I’ve reviewed for this weblog. However do not you suppose for a scorching second I am getting into there and anticipating a fluke like that to occur once more.
On the time I wrote that evaluate, I used to be nonetheless basking within the afterglow of the Whopperito’s deliciousness. Nevertheless, now I’ve to reread the evaluate simply to consider it truly happened- it is like a dream I had whereas dozing off within the scorching solar with a sombrero tipped over my eyes on the facet of a busy interstate. It seems I have been burned by BK so many instances, even after a ten/10 expertise, they nonetheless could not salvage their repute with me. Actually, if it wasn’t for this weblog, I would most likely be okay with by no means setting foot in previous BK once more.
However they simply appear to maintain cranking out new shit, and I’ve bought a weblog to write down. So true to the previous FGFB motto, time to spend my hard-earned cashola on the newest and probably-not best so you do not have to!
Due to sharing this weblog on my Fb web page and the weblog itself being powered by Google, I am consistently barraged with aggressive quick meals advertising and marketing in my information feed- so I went in anticipating to attempt the brand new Bacon King sandwich and the marginally much less new Jalapeno Hen Fries. I did not know that the exact same day BK was rolling out a brand new Crispy Hen Sandwich.
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| i made this in paint |
Was it fortune that had introduced me there on this special occasion… or hubris?
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| this was like $20… |
To be sincere, rooster sandwiches actually ain’t my recreation. As I’ve talked about lately, the purpose is misplaced on me. If you are going to bread after which fry rooster why hassle placing it on extra bread? A dipping sauce would suffice simply superb right here. Meal full and assumably a job nicely carried out. However for some motive, any individual in some unspecified time in the future mentioned, “Nah man, there’s merely not sufficient bread right here. The floor space of a rooster tender doesn’t precisely symbolize my ardour for bleached flour. When consuming rooster tenders I desire my bread to rooster ratio to be no less than 1 to 1. For each rooster morsel I devour, it have to be absolutely padded in wheat.” Nicely, whatever, I have been watching the Pengest Munch on YouTube lately; that dude appears to have his shit collectively and he will get one each time… Perhaps there’s just a few textural factor I am lacking right here.
However I will inform you precisely what textural factor I am not lacking: rubber! Which is precisely how I would describe this rooster sandwich- QUITE RUBBERY. In actual fact, if I had dropped the factor as I rightly ought to have, little question it’d nonetheless be ricocheting across the restaurant. For actual, this rooster patty crunched in a disturbing approach. My bites had been virtually type of snapping off, like consuming some type of microwaved rooster jerky. Though the feel was disagreeable, the style is about what I used to be anticipating: a routine conjuncture of rooster, bread and mayonnaise; the style that I think about one who enjoys quick meals rooster sandwiches seems for in a quick meals rooster sandwich. In all probability not that texture tho.
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| recent out the wrapper |
Holy shit- if that is the NEW rooster sandwich what the fuck was incorrect with the previous one?!
The way forward for this meal regarded grim, however nonetheless I moved on to the Jalapeno Hen Fries (aw, how courageous of me.)
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| yo this field can maintain no less than ten extra rooster fries |
These had been good- the straw-like form of them supplied an additional crunch and would’ve made them higher to dip, if I had been supplied any dipping sauces. They had been slightly greasy and a few had been oddly formed, however they tasted so significantly better than the rooster sandwich I used to be grateful. Nevertheless, with “Jalapeno” within the title, I used to be anticipating a little bit of a kick, however the spice recreation right here was weak. If it weren’t for the bits of inexperienced on the skin, I would assume there had been a mix-up.
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| yum |
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| did you hear rooster fries are authorized in MA now? |
After consuming these oddities, the BBQ Bacon King in contrast was a lot too acquainted. Firstly, the quantity of bacon included on this sandwich warrants a reputation extra like “Bacon Jester”. So with that being the case, I can not actually even work out why this sandwich exists- BK already had a bacon cheeseburger, and it was simply okay. Sadly, the identical might be mentioned of this one- however with a boisterous sufficient title to instantly sprint my hopes.
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| god I hope that was mayo |
And so, I used to be proper to maintain my expectations low. Though the “Jalapeno” Hen Fries had been good, they did not even come near Whopperito degree, and even sufficient to make up for the terrible rooster sandwich or common BBQ Bacon King.
New Hen Sandwich: D.
Jalapeno Hen Fries: B-.
BBQ Bacon King: C+.
Evaluation by sl33zy
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