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I Wager The Pillow Tasted Higher, Too


Bear in mind, children, it is incorrect to snicker at somebody’s identify.

Except it is spelled like this:

I hear he is an actual gasoline!

(No, that is not likely his identify. Sorry, Dr. Goldfarb.)

(Bee tee dubs, do you know the Brits typically name a fart a “trouser cough?” I simply felt that wanted to be shared. You are welcome.)

Simply one other reminder that gender reveal desserts are a horrible concept:

I’m wondering how a lot awkward back-pedaling these errors have triggered through the years. Like, that second celebratory back-flip higher appear JUST AS HAPPY, mister. [glare]

Talking of blissful, a professional baker despatched me this display screen cap of a dialog with one in every of his prospects, and it’s, in a phrase, perfection:

Phew! Thank goodness she caught that.

You know the way Mario Kart has Rainbow Street? Seems Monster Jam has one thing comparable:

Fecal Freeway!

(There is a “skid mark” joke in there SOMEWHERE, I simply understand it.)

This cookie cake was naked within the center, in order that they requested the baker to fill within the massive house with one thing ornamental.

They bought this:

Picasso, eat your coronary heart out.

And at last, look, typically a baker will get actually excessive, tries to eat a pillow, after which realizes she wants to cover the key beer stash from the boss, okay? This might actually occur to anybody.

Actually, the one thriller left is how that bottle continues to be full, amirite? Haha! You already know, as a result of drunks? Within the bakery? Like, who’re drunk whereas adorning? Am I being too refined? No? OH GOOD.

Because of Carol B., Charmaine F., Craig B., Jill Okay., Stacey M., & Shari I. for serving to me put the B in “refined.”

*****

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