Meet Peppa Pig:
She’s the star of a child’s present in Britain, and appears like a toddler’s drawing of a pink hairdryer with ears – or an anatomically incorrect gallbladder.
Anyway, folks ship me footage of Peppa truffles on a regular basis, largely as a result of they can not consider that is how she’s truly supposed to look:
Properly, minus the melty black eyes, I imply.
And the melty, blood-red costume…
Yeeeah.
Anyway, with all these truffles coming in, think about my delight when somebody lastly despatched me a Peppa wreck that’s truly wrecky in a non-melty approach.
Not solely that, you might say this wreck’s an actual porker:
Yessir, for those who’re craving sausage, then these cookies will hit the spot, IF what I imply. [wink wink]
See, I am saying these cookies put the “oinks” in “boinks.” [nudge nudge]
I am saying these cookies take their ham with a aspect of jelly. [eyebrow waggle]
I am saying this little piggy went to market, and completely seems like a floppy man-dong.
Oops.
Uh… an excessive amount of?
Due to Belinda B., Jessica H., Jo D., & J-La for the sooieeee(t) finds.
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And since Amazon by no means fails:
Funnily sufficient, the Amazon itemizing truly says this can be a Christmas costume.
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OOHHHH the Christmas Story. Okay, now I get it.
