It is time once more for “John Photoshops Muffins Poorly!”
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“As my decorator at all times says, ‘If ya gotta go, go along with a smile.‘”
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“Do I appear like I am joking?”
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“By no means rub one other man’s rhubarb!”
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“This cake wants an enema!”
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AW YEAH ROCK N’ ROLL
Because of Lia A., Anissa C., & Suzanne S. for giving us all a giant hand.
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P.S. Since this saved my butt throughout a protracted portray day not too long ago, I’ve a random product advice:
No Buckle No-Present Stretch Belt
That is my new favourite belt, y’all. It principally turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So cozy I neglect it is on, slimline so it would not present underneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for lavatory breaks. Woohoo!
You know the way stretch denims are ceaselessly sliding down if you sit or bend, so it’s important to hold hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is fully elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY advocate for anybody properly endowed with squish within the stomach space.
